bathroom humor

there are strict, understood rules about proper urinal usage (henceforth referred to as 'the code'). in fact, i remember a computer game in college about the code. the gist is something like this: at all costs, keep your distance from neighboring urinal users. i had a friend in college who purposefully disobeyed said code just to mess with people. he's probably the direct cause of countless men who suffer from urinalphobia- stage fright. it was the code that drove me to this particular urinal. i enjoy restrooms with newspapers and/or ads above the urinals. they enhance the experience. it's a joy females can't appreciate. this is the second time i've seen this particular advertisement and both times i've walked away dumber for it. check out the second (smaller) bullet below.


i've always understood that you don't pay for scholarships or grants, rather they pay for you. this ad annoys me greatly. it ruined my usually enjoyable urinal experience. if i see it again, i'm going to hold it...or use a stall.